Week 1 Bottom 10 - Things go south quickly for Clemson - ESPN

Inspirational thought of the week:

I can't see the future but I know it's coming fast

It's not that hard to wind up knee deep in the past

It's come a lot of Mondays

Since the phone booth that first night

Through years and miles and tears and smiles

I want to get it right

From the bottom of my heart

Off the coast of Carolina

After one or two false starts

I believe we found our stride

-- "The Coast of Carolina," Jimmy Buffett

Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located at the base of the garbage chute where Pat McAfee throws away all of the sleeves that he cuts off his shirts, we entered Week 1 with our eyes focused on the horizon ahead and our hands firmly wrapped around the ship's wheel as the wind of actual football filled our sails and pushed into the season. With fins to the left, fins to the right, because yes, it's been quite a summer with rent-a-cars and westbound trains, and ... OK, full disclosure, we don't listen to a lot of Jimmy Buffett in our HQ. We're more of a hopeful marching band and drumline descending into a sad country breakup song kind of office.