A Sex-Shaming Rant About Margaritas Accidentally Became the Song of the Summer
Angel Laketa Moore, a comedian and actor, remixed a sexually explicit Evangelical sermon.
By Madison Malone Kircher
The early contender for the song of summer is a TikTok-fueled remix of a sexually explicit Evangelical sermon about margaritas.
Allow me to explain.
Earlier this spring, a 65-year-old Evangelical Christian named Cindy Smock better known as Sister Cindy gave a sermon on the campus of Louisiana State University. Smocks performances have become wildly popular on TikTok, where she has amassed nearly half a million followers. (In this video, Smock says shes here to do some good old-fashioned slut-shaming.)
On the LSU campus, Smock listed the sexual acts that a hypothetical promiscuous woman would perform as she drinks multiple margaritas. The crowd cheered and screamed along most of them seemingly taking in Smocks words as ironic performance art.
If you buy her one margarita, she will spread her legs, Smock shouted into the crowd. Subsequent margaritas were linked to increasingly explicit sexual acts, drawing enthusiastic cheers from the crowd. Think of it like an X-rated riff on the classic childrens book If You Give a Moose a Muffin.