Now COFFEE has gone woke! Supermarket supplier offers 'be the change' blends of its product

Coffeehas gone woke with a new range adding not-so-subtle hints of sanctimony to your morning espresso.

Supermarket supplier Cafe Direct has introduced its Be the change line of blends that highlights our direct positive impact on people and the planet.

While each product is light on details of their flavour, they guarantee heavy doses of virtue signalling.

A bag of Empower: Gender equality is described on packaging as a balanced blend supporting female leadership programmes. Those putting some Restore: Climate action in their cup are told they can expect a vibrant blend assisting in the fight against climate change.