2022-11-25 10:36:59

Rooney leaves DC United players ‘horrified’ over his ‘tiny penis’ in bizarre team talk

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By Joe Williams

Manchester United legend Wayne Rooney left the ‘majority’ of his DC United squad ‘bemused’ by a bizarre team talk over his small penis, according to reports.

After leaving Derby County – who spent almost an entire season in administration and were relegated to League One – at the end of the 2021-22 campaign, Rooney joined Major League Soccer side DC United as manager.

The Washington DC-based side finished rock bottom of the Eastern Conference with only 27 points from their 34 matches played, with most of the damage done before Rooney arrived.

With DC United going through a terrible run of form, a source has told The Sun that Rooney attempted arousing ‘triumph over adversity speech’ during a team talk.

The Sun claims that Rooney ‘left his players gobsmacked by telling them of his small willy’ with his sense of humour not translating to his squad.

A source told The Sun: ‘It was very funny and he hoped using personal references would make it look like the speech was from the heart.

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